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REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch :
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....!
Sometimes when i reflect back on all the ciggarettes i smoked, i feel ashamed. Then ilook into the ciggaretteand think abouth the workersin the ciggarette factoryand all of their hopes anddreams. if i dont smoke thisciggarette, they might be out ofwork and their dreams would beshattered, Then i say to myself,its better that i smoke thisciggarette and let their dreams come true then be selfish and worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it..
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
----------MOBILE-------
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday
Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy
moments & Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys r played together
2 give sweet music.Thats life live it...
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
i m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies
never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.
some sms abbreviation
all the best ATB
be home let BHL8
boss is listning BIL
call u back later CUBL8R
fine fi9 or f9
excelent XLNT
good luck GUDLUK
running late RINGL8
wait for me W84m
where are you WRU
your ur
for ur information FYI
great GR8Copyright www.lovelysms.com
lying LYN
call u back later CUB L8R
the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
silent cry
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
